Amy's Top Ten Christmas Movies
10. White Christmas-Though the plot doesn't propell you along you can sit back and smile as Bing Crosby and Danny Kay sing you into a Christmas Coma.
"Sisters...sisters..."
9. The Santa Clause-Tim Allen is soon going to have his name all over the Christmas movie section. This year's Christmas with the Kranks was quite hilarious but it still reminds me of his days as Santa Clause. This movie is touching and Allen's quick wit will have you rolling.
"The real question is, where are you going to get more sweaters when the circus pulls out of town?"
8. Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer- A sixtiestabulous claymation. This classic will have you suspending your disbelief and tapping your feet to the music. Fall in love with Rudolf as his pre-teen rejections send him on a quest to find purpose in life. You'll also dig the island of misfit toys...what the heck was wrong with that doll anyway?
7. A Christmas Carol- Ehhh. This one's good....maybe it is just because I am obsessed with British literature.
"God bless us, every one!"
6. How the Grinch Stole Christmas- We're talking the animated one with Tony the Tiger singing "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch." Adapted from the children's book by Dr. Seuss, this is the story of the Scrooge-like Grinch who devises a plan to steal Christmas away from the cute little town at the bottom of his mountain home. It is more bizzarre and edgy than you might think, and it's an animated classic. A Christmas must watch! Later remade into an inferior live-action full-length feature film starring Jim Carrey and directed by Ron Howard. See the original - it's shorter, funnier, and more edgy.
5. A Christmas Story-From the same man who brought you Porky's comes this endearing masterpiece about a young boy and his agonizing desire to get a Red Rider BB gun for Christmas. Enjoyable for the adult and child alike, the film uncannily captures the hilarity of everyday life as seen through the eyes of a kid. Darrin McGavin and Melinda Dillon are noteworthy as the kids sterio-typical parents. Last year Hot Topic sold a pink hoodie with long bunny ears attatched. Anyone looking for a Christmas gift for yours truly...that'll do it!
"You'll shoot your eye out"
4. Home Alone-Christopher Columbus not only discovered America, but he also directed this popular holiday flick about an 8 year old boy left behind when his family leaves for their European Christmas Vaction. The boy, played by Macaulay Culkin, is interrupted from his stay home alone by two bungling burglars. Most of the story centers on Kevin's defense ploys which enrage the two burglars, played well by Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern.
"Keep the change you filthy animal"
3. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation- The Griswold family is back, and this time they take on the holidays with their usual flare. Of course, nothing goes the way it should, making for some gutbustingly funny scenes. For instance, Clark's Christmas lights, the family sledding expedition, or the trials and tribulations of their Christmas tree. Randy Quade's lively performance as cousin Eddy is absolutely hilarious. As opposed to most of his recent work, Chevy Chase is actually funny as the "leader" of the Griswolds. A truly funny Christmas experience.
"Why's the carpet wet, Todd?" "I don't know, Margot."
"That there's an RV. Don't go fallen in love with it now. We're taking it with us when we leave here next month!"
2. Miracle on 34th Street-Timeless Christmas story about a Macy's Santa Claus who insists he is the real Santa - which sends New York into a frenzy. Edmund Gwenn won an Oscar for his definitive portrayal of Santa, and Natalie Wood shines as the youngster who learns to believe. The film was remade in 1994, but with the exception of Richard Attenborough's performance as Kris Kringle, the update is a heartless attempt at the original's charm and didn't need to be made. Do yourself a favor and see the original.
1. It's a Wonderful Life-This is the film that gave us the adjective "Capraesque" by shining as Frank Capra's directorial masterpiece. This is an endearing film about the plight of the common man whose larger than life dreams of seeing the world are slowly drained by his moral obligations to his family and small town. This is an excellent film of integrity, morality and what real success in life is. This movie not only tops my Christmas list of favorite films but towers as my favorite film of all time. If you saw it as a child, see it again. It'll make it another 70 years.
"Teacher says, everytime a bell rings an angel gets his wings!" |